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muscleluvercle · 8 months ago

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He's so beautiful

#i'm a hoe for muscle 💪#muscular pecs #massive #muscle #masculine

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geminidragonjasminealexandra · 3 years ago

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Whoa someone must have had too much Taco Bell 🌮🌯 , cause look at all the diarrhea they're spewing. They're sending me asks as if it's Amber Heard's bed sheets.

Anyway did anyone check out Thor's Love & Thunder??? Let me just say, I didn't have as much fun as I did with Ragnarok because that was fire 🔥 but I had a crazy time with this one. I was disappointed at one part but I got to say, that with some of the characters I was iffy on at first? Well, they ended up killing it. They also gave the perfect ending because that's how I really want to see my characters go.

Also can I say that Natalie Portman has the best killer arms 💪💪💪💪... hold up... all the women heroes here do... damn... give me some of that, am I right ? She look like she could beat up Wonder Woman and I was here for it. That girl had arms I want. I want to work out and have her arms. If you could flex and you have Natalie's arms, you've already gained major points with me. Now I'm going to start hitting the gym. She inspired me to hit the gym. I'm going to be Lady Thor... or at least be her side chick.... any of thier side chick... Don't shame my pretend hoe-ness...

Anyway what was I talking about? Oh yeah this gray face person, obsessing over me. See, Amber fans have a tendency to have toxic crushes... oh, and by toxic crushes they think "I will be abusive to this person until they love me.... nnngggg derrrrrrrr..." Anyway, why should I bother with gray face? Why aren't they going after the insurance company that are now going after Amber? Where's this energy at for her new cpurt cases? Australia is going for her now, you aren't going to slime them with your dooky wit? Why can't you just write to the insurance company suing her and tell the meanies to leave her alone? That would be better use you're useless time, right?

Anyway, I know you're probably imagining me falling in love with you greyface, but I'm sorry we're just two different people. I have good taste and you don't have any. It would never work out.

Speaking of working out, I want to know Natalie Portman's exercise routine. She has to have lifted weights but damn look at those sick gains 💪😳 ... please movies... give more muscular women... really real muscles and not thin dolls who seem magically strong... but women with thic gains and flex 💪 ... but not She-Hulk. She's giving me UNCANNY VALLEY chills... how about have a real woman as She-Hulk and just make her appear taller with movie perspective tricks and magic?

(Seriously, I get Mass Effect Andromeda vibes & that's not a good thing)

Hollywood did it in the LOTR.